01 - In a large bowl, gently combine ground beef, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Form into 4 equal patties, pressing a slight dimple in the center of each to prevent puffing during cooking.
02 - Preheat a grill or skillet over medium-high heat until hot.
03 - Place patties on the grill and cook for 3-4 minutes per side, or until desired doneness is reached. During the last minute of cooking, top each patty with a slice of cheddar cheese and cover to allow melting.
04 - While burgers cook, whisk together mayonnaise, ranch dressing, chives, Worcestershire sauce, and smoked paprika in a small bowl until smooth and well combined.
05 - Lightly toast the brioche buns on the grill or in a toaster until golden brown.
06 - Spread crack sauce generously on both halves of each bun. On the bottom bun, layer shredded lettuce, the cheesy burger patty, 2 slices of crispy bacon, tomato slices, and pickles. Crown with the top bun.
07 - Serve immediately while burgers are hot and juicy.